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Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it. (Henry Ford 1931)
Money is like muck - not good unless spread. (Francis Bacon, Essays
XV, 1625)
Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good.
But if you pile it up in one place it stinks like hell. (Clint Murchison
Jnr)
Money is flat and meant to be piled up. (Scottish proverb)
Money is like a sixth sense, without which you cannot make a complete
use of the other five. (Somerset Maugham)
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. (Woody
Allen)
Money can't buy friends, but it buys a better class of enemy. (Spike
Milligan)
Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all sound
and sucessful personal and national morality should have this fact
for its basis. (George Bernard Shaw)
Money is a singular thing. It ranks with love as man's greatest source
of joy. And with death as his greatest source of anxiety. (J. K.
Galbraith)
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of
life. (Gottfried Reinhardt)
Money differs from an automobile or mistress in being equally important
to those who have it and those who do not. (John Kenneth Galbraith)
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing
else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. (James
Baldwin)
For the love of money is the root of all evil. (Bible: I Timothy)
Lack of money is the root of all evil. (George Bernard Shaw)
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil, the
want of money is so quite as truly. (Samuel Butler)
A fool & his money are easily parted. (Irish Proverb)
A fool and his money are soon parted. What I want to know is how they
got together in the first place.(BBC's Cyril Fletcher)
Take care of the pence, and the pounds will take care of themselves.
(Proverb)
Easy come, easy go. (Proverb)
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust. (Oliver
Wendell Holms)
Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust
nobody. (Agatha Christie)
Nothing hurts worse than the loss of money. (Livy, History of Rome
XXX, c.10)
Without money, fame is dead. (Irish Proverb)
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you
not to have any. (Katherine Whitehorn)
You can be young without money but you can't be old without it. (Tennessee
Williams)
It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think that they
can be happy without money. (Albert Camus)
You don't seem to realise that a poor person who is unhappy is in
a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor
person has hope. He thinks money would help. (Jean Kerr)
Within certain limits it is actually true that the less money you
have, the less you worry. (George Orwell)
But then one is always excited by descriptions of money changing hands.
It's much more fundamental than sex. (Nigel Dennis)
Nothing links man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand
of cash. (Walter Richard Sickert)
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
(Jane Austen)
He that wants money, means, and content, is without three good friends.
(William Shakespeare)
For I don't care too much for money. For money can't buy me love.
(John Lennon)
I'm tired of Love: I'm still more tired of Rhyme. But money gives
me pleasure all the Time. (Hilaire Belloc)
No one would have remembered the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good
intentions. He had money as well. (Margaret Thatcher)
Thirst after the drink and sorrow after the money. (Irish Proverb)
A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth
all things. (Bible: Ecclesiastes)
Clearly money has something to do with life - In fact, they've a lot
in common, if you enquire: You can't put off being young until you retire.
(Philip Larkin)
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
(Gottfried Reinhardt)
The trouble, Mr. Goldwyn is that you are only interested in art and
I am only interested in money. (George Bernard Shaw)
But it is pretty to see what money will do. (Samuel Pepys)
Money doesn't talk, it swears. (Bob Dylan)
I think money is on the way out. (Anita Loos, 1956)
How pleasant it is to have money. (Arthur Hugh Clough)
I can't afford to waste my time making money. (Jean Louis Rodolphe
Agassiz)
If possible, honestly, if not, somehow, make money. (Horace)
There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed
than in getting money. (Samuel Johnson)
Put money in thy purse. (William Shakespeare)
Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can. (John Wesley)
My boy...always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against
money long enough, some of it may rub off on you. (Damon Runyon)
Some people's money is merited, and other people's is inherited. (Ogden
Nash)
He married money and got a woman with it. (Irish Proverb)
Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your mind,
and there you are. (Dorothy Parker)
What makes all doctrines plain and clear? About two hundred pounds
a year. (Samuel Butler)
What's a thousand dollars? Mere chicken feed. A poultry matter. (Groucho
Marx)
Do they allow tipping on the boat? Yes, sir. Then you won't need the
ten cents I was going to give you. (Groucho Marx)
Pieces of eight! (Robert Louis Stevenson)
I think I could be a good woman if I had five thousand a year. (William
Makepeace Thackeray)
If you can actually count your money then you are not really a rich
man. (Paul Getty II )
After a certain point money is meaningless. It ceases to be the goal.
The game is what counts. (Aristotle Onassis)
All that good money going on a mere picture, when it might have been
spent on something really useful, like a drinking fountain or a public
lavatory. (Aldous Huxley)
Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put
it down the drain. (A. P. Herbert)
Public money is like holy water; everyone helps himself. (Italian
Proverb)
My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the
tax man. (Glenda Jackson)
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you
don't need it. (Bob Hope)
It is only the poor who pay cash, and that not from virtue, but because
they are refused credit. (Anatole France)
No man's credit is as good as his money. (Sinner Sermons, 1926)
God often pays debts without money. (Irish Proverb)
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some. (Benjamin
Franklin)
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to
borrow the money to do it with. (Artemus Ward)
I can get no remedy against this consumption of the purse: borrowing
only lingers and lingers it out, but the disease is incurable. (William
Shakespeare)
We all know how the size of sums of money seems to vary in a remarkable
way according as they are being paid in or paid out. (Julian Huxley)
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